About Eating Fumes by Chewy

Everyone asks about how I eat food. We eat fumes or solids and liquids changed to a gaseous state.
We can't eat protein - but a little won't hurt us, we just won't use it. We can eat the rest of the food you humans eat. We don't put it in our mouths and chew and swallow. We hold it up to our nose and release an eating fume that goes over the food and changes it to fumes and they pass into our mouths where they are absorbed into our fume circuit system. One of my favorite Earth foods is peanut butter and jelly sandwiches soaked in Pine Sol.

We are natural plastic. Plastic trees, rocks, and animals all grow on Korea. No blood and guts. Sorry. Wookies (real Wookies - not at all like Star Wars wookies) can not make babies with humans.

I have seen Mr. Lucas, who created Star Wars, but we haven't talked. He was at the same cafe we were in. Whatsis' dad said that it wouldn't be polite to interrupt his meal to straiten him out about Wookies. He must know by now.